Track listings for this album:

1. Coke Head Kate

2. Tony Blair Shuffle Song
3. Weirdos Trannies Freaks & Queers
4. Gene Pitney Song
5. Bird Flu Fornicating With A Fowl
6. Send Em Back In A Tesco Taxi
7. England’s Football Team Is Crap
8. Prescott You’re A Fat Twat
9. Love Love Me Do Heather McCartney
10. Let’s All Go Dogging
11. How Can I Be Tempted
12. Writings On The Wall
13. Orgasm 2006 (Acoustic)
14. Waiting For The Weekend
15. Knight In Rusty Armour
16. Little White Lie
17. The Blues
18. Hard To Get
19. It’s Not You