Track listings for this album:

1. Bin Laden Song
2. Kylie’s Arse Is Going Solo
3. I’ll Never Surrender
4. If You Make Me Blue
5. John Leslie Shagged Ulrika
6. Clapped Out Cadillac Song (tribute to Elvis)
7. Leopard Skin Handbag
8. Matthew Kelly Got Spunk On His Belly When He Met Dr David Kelly
9. Horizontal Shuffle & Mr Elkington’s Words Of Wisdom
10. Always Room For One More
11. A Ballard For A Dead Drummer
12. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
13. Idi Armin
14. Dot Com Love
15. The Quill Song – Badaxe Tribute To The Master Of Celtic Rock
16. George Best’s Liver
17. Prince William Song ft Aaron Barschak
18. Jeffrey Archer Ballard Of A Lying Bastard