Hello Bastards!

BadaxeMr badaxe here, defender of the mushy peas! Thought after 50 years of singing bollocks it was time to start getting this website under way so here goes!

Apparently, all our shit fucking albums will be available to buy online, which means I can’t sell you any more dodgy blank CD’s but you can buy the albums without coming to see how shite we actually are!

We are also setting up the badaxe bastards fan club! Join up and get free trax from the archives to scare your kids with.

Well thats all for now, just off to check on the latest scandals at the BBC so I can write another song.